EG can't come to the Internet right now
Because it's Easter. Features still to come.
Hello everyone! Eurogamer will now be off "celebrating Easter" until Tuesday, 25th March.
Don't worry though, because we'll be posting a number of features between now and then - including some exciting Wii reviews for those of you who need to flap your arms to burn off the choco-cals.
So, imagine we're still here, even though we're not, unless of course we actually are, drunkenly posting on the forum about how it's Vengaboys days at the EG office.
Which it is. Ellie has distributed cowboy hats and has just produced an air horn. Happy Easter! See you on Tuesday.