RPG (Page 467)
Review
The Lord of the Rings: The Third Age
EA's first Middle Earth-based RPG. The beards are twitching. Is it a perfectly flighted arrow or a drunk dwarf smacking his head on a pub doorframe?
Review
Shadow Hearts: Covenant
Beat men in the Judgement Ring and swap gay porn with shopkeepers. A traditional Japanese RPG, then.
Review
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines
Stop the press. Review in just in time to meet its Undeadline.
Review
Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords
The Old Knights of the Old Republic made new. Ish.
Review
Phantom Brave
Review Revisited! Phantom Brave is out today, so here's another chance to read our review. This article originally posted 21st October 2004.
News
Fable: Lost Chapters for Xbox?
The PC version of the Xbox version could come out on PC, apparently. Weirdoes.
Review
Suikoden IV Review
Hrm. It's hard to make pun of a name you're not sure how to pronounce. Traditional Japanese RPG... er... ATTACKS. Yes.
Review
Crimson Tears
The Groundhog Day of hackandslash titles. Which, if you think about it, is actually a compliment.
Review
X-Men Legends
One-eyed freak and knife fetishist join bald man in effort to save world. And they let children play this, you say...
Review
Dynasty Warriors 4: Empires
We originally thought it said 'Vampires'. That would've been more interesting.