Speed-eating game for WiiWare launch
It really does exist.
Mastiff has revealed that its Major League Eating game will be a WiiWare launch title in the US.
The sausage-stuffing cake-crammer will let two of you smash as much food into your mouth as possible, using special abilities like burping and mustard gas to throw your opponent off.
WiiWare launches on 12th May in the US, but is yet to be given a date in Europe.
We expect the catalogue of downloadable games will be region-restricted, too, just like the Virtual Console. Which means we will have to hold our breath for this one.
"Major League Eaters aren't just elite athletes. They are the people who built America," Mastiff boss Bill Swartzat wants you to remember.