Tropico 4
Totally tropical test.
Tropico 4 is a lot like taking an extended two-week holiday to the resort where you spent your honeymoon. At first the familiarity is wonderful and comforting. You slip back into old routines and it's immediately enjoyable.
But then the days start to drag. You realise there's not much to do. You wonder if the management has bothered to improve things at all, or if they're relying on tourists like yourself, returning out of nostalgia. By the time you leave, you're feeling strangely disenchanted. You couldn't say you didn't have a nice time, but the magic you remember has long gone revealing something rather ordinary underneath.
Tropico 3, released in 2009, was a welcome update of the 2001 original. Taking the city building, resource gathering gameplay of Sim City and The Settlers and giving it a cheeky satirical Cold War twist, it cast you as the dictator of a small Caribbean nation, free to be as corrupt or idealistic as you wished. Driven by catchy calypso rhythms and with a flavour all of its own in a genre not known for colour and personality, it was a deserving hit.
It's hard to blame developer Haemimont Games for sticking with what works, but at the same time it's quite galling just how little has been changed in the two-ish years since the last instalment. This is, to all intents and purposes, the exact same game. There are a few new wrinkles in the old cloth, but none of the changes or additions go deeper than surface detail.
There are 20 new building types, but most are dead ends in gameplay terms. Tropico 3 suffered for its stunted technology trees, which where more crude stump than towering palm, so to repeat that shallowness again is a particular disappointment.
So you build a logging camp to make use of the forests on your island. Then you build a lumberyard to transform the wood into usable timber. Then you build a furniture factory to drive up your exports. That's it. Rather than opening up new aspects of gameplay, it's a simple A-B-C process with no room for experimentation or personal choice. The same is true of the natural resources you find. Oil, gold, copper - all lead to one or two additional steps, then run dry.
Rather than address this limitation, Tropico 4 instead offers theme park rides like ferris wheels and roller coasters. A shopping mall for tourists should open up dozens of interlocking retail opportunities, but instead acts in much the same way as a zoo or restaurant - it's there to give your tiny figures somewhere to go, not to give the player more to do.
Similar missed opportunities can be found in the new Ministry building. This lets you pick citizens (or hire overseas experts) to fill your government, but once again the impact on gameplay is minimal. You'll be issuing mostly the same edicts as in Tropico 3 - anti-littering, tax cuts, gay marriage - but now you'll sometimes have to hire the relevant minister first. Sometimes a minister will do something that benefits your island, or embarrass themselves horribly. You then have the option to fire them and hire someone else, but the change is meaningless.