Watch: Take a tour of Nintendo's E3 booth with Chris and Ian
They eat decorative grass, stalk Reggie Fils-Aimé.
I'm telling you, you can't take Chris Bratt and Ian Higton anywhere. There they are, at the biggest gaming event in the calendar, on one of the biggest first party booths, and what do they do? Sit on the scenery - no, wait, EAT the scenery - and stalk high-ranking executives through crowds patiently waiting their turn to play The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Well, Chris does all that. Ian, by his own admission, just eggs him on from behind the camera.
Experience the thrilling, vicarious awkwardness of watching Reggie Fils-Aimé pose for selfies and see living proof behind the old saying, "a watched pot never boils," in the video below. Also, it's a Moblin for god's sake, Chris, stop embarrassing me.