You won't believe who Bowser Jr's mother is!
Blatant clickbait.
In what is arguably one of the weirdest Nintendo videos in a long time - and that's saying something - Shigeru Miyamoto has taken to YouTube to bust some Mario myths to celebrate the launch of Super Mario Maker.
You'll see him tackle timeless questions such as "Would you let Dr. Mario operate on you?" and "Do you know who Bowser Jr's mother is?" and his answers are...well, it's probably best if you just watch.
Never change, Miyamoto-san. Never. Change.