Third person (Page 229)

It's BioWare, Jim, but not as we know them...

It's a "Blowout!" - yes, our tyres have exploded and apparently this means we have lots of new information. Trailers (yes, plural), new shots, co-op details, voice cast exposed, big guns, pedestrian interactions, soundtrack line-up, and on it goes...

Doesn't Mean Anything.

Ropey.

The horror of low expectations on high seas.

Balance of heaven and earth all messed up? Kick some people in the face.

All right, we don't really care about wrestling any more. But Gary Cutlack does.

The end of the line for Jak & Daxter?

Beat men in the Judgement Ring and swap gay porn with shopkeepers. A traditional Japanese RPG, then.

A dashboard confessional for a guilty pleasure.

We fort this was going to be good.

Ty us up. Ty us down.

Stop the press. Review in just in time to meet its Undeadline.

Oops, they did it again.

We're still in a dream.

Another surprisingly good arcade racing game. Not what we expected at all.

One game you definitely won't get the best out of on your lonesome.

Presumably so-called because Sonic Mega Plus Game Gear Collection sounds rubbish. (Don't knock it; it's top of the UK Charts this week...)

Rob would hit it like the fist of an angry god. And also hold it, throw it, kick it...

Will Rare's fourth GBA title fly off the shelves?

Or Grand Bodily Harm as we've affectionately dubbed it. Konami gets urban on our asses.

Keeping the spirit of adventure gaming alive on PC and Xbox.

All right, maybe the wheel did need reinventing.

Erase and rewind.

But will it send the littluns into an incredible sulk?