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Perfect for playing on your European PSP. In the future, obviously.

Or Alkaline. Your Metal Gear ph may vary.

As a European launch for Square Enix' epic massively multiplayer game looms large (finally!), Rob drops back into Vana'diel and decides he likes what they've done with the place.

It's the biggest game of the year by a mile. Rockstar invited us in to take a look. Who were we to turn them down?

It's Blizzard's first attempt at an MMORPG. Given that it may well be for most of its audience, too, we decided to take a closer look at why World of Warcraft has been capturing the attention of more than just the usual crowd.

It's BioWare, Jim, but not as we know them...

It's a "Blowout!" - yes, our tyres have exploded and apparently this means we have lots of new information. Trailers (yes, plural), new shots, co-op details, voice cast exposed, big guns, pedestrian interactions, soundtrack line-up, and on it goes...

Doesn't Mean Anything.

Ropey.

The horror of low expectations on high seas.

Balance of heaven and earth all messed up? Kick some people in the face.

All right, we don't really care about wrestling any more. But Gary Cutlack does.

The end of the line for Jak & Daxter?

Beat men in the Judgement Ring and swap gay porn with shopkeepers. A traditional Japanese RPG, then.

A dashboard confessional for a guilty pleasure.

We fort this was going to be good.

Ty us up. Ty us down.

Stop the press. Review in just in time to meet its Undeadline.

Oops, they did it again.

We're still in a dream.

Another surprisingly good arcade racing game. Not what we expected at all.

One game you definitely won't get the best out of on your lonesome.

Presumably so-called because Sonic Mega Plus Game Gear Collection sounds rubbish. (Don't knock it; it's top of the UK Charts this week...)

Rob would hit it like the fist of an angry god. And also hold it, throw it, kick it...

Will Rare's fourth GBA title fly off the shelves?