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Review | Flushed Away
Absolute toilet.
I can guess what you're thinking. You're probably thinking that Flushed Away is just a hastily constructed effort created by a development studio in sweatshop conditions over just a couple of months in a cynical bid to jump on the marketing bandwagon of a moderately successful movie, by a publisher that reckons it's safe in the knowledge that the vast majority of the people who will be shelling out on it will be parents (who will put up with any old tat if it shuts the kids up for a few hours), and the vast majority of the people who will be playing it will be young kids (who will put up with any old tat if it's got moving bright colours and it's on their telly).
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Review | PDC World Championship Darts
Bully for you.
Many years ago I overheard a senior writer for a well known PlayStation magazine boasting to a colleague that he always gave pinball games low scores on principle, because he "didn't see the point". I could sort of see where he was coming from, but that didn't stop me thinking he was a bit of an arse. Partly because it seemed like he was doing a disservice to fans of pinball games, odd as they may be, but also because... well, he really was an arse.
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Feature | GamesIndustry.biz: The Phoney War
2006: A year of sabre-rattling and uncertainty.
Published as part of our sister-site GamesIndustry.biz' widely-read weekly newsletter, the GamesIndustry.biz Editorial is a weekly dissection of one of the issues weighing on the minds of the people at the top of the games business. It appears on Eurogamer a day after it goes out to GI.biz newsletter subscribers.
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Merry Christmas from Eurogamer!
We're off for a bit. Top 50 still to come!
Eurogamer is pleased to announce that we're all buggering off for a week to eat Jaffa Cakes and play computer games away from your vicious faces. Fortunately this happened to coincide with Christmas.
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Review | Brothers in Arms: D Day
Keeping their heads down.
There's something weirdly laborious about PSP conversions of big-screen games. To review D-Day with any sense of perspective I'd have to be on the move, taking the coach to St Ives or bastardising my biorhythms on a flight to Kuala Lumpur. Instead I'm hunched in an armchair, two metres from the PC where I first played the original game. I'm craning my neck, thumbing my tiny comrades through familiar sequences of suppressing fire and Nazi-flanking without travelling a step. It's not right: it feels like tiny, fiddly hard work - and handheld consoles need to roam free.
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Happy Anniversary.
Looks like it's time to test Ian Livingstone's claim that you'll be "drooling" at the sight of the new Lara Croft, with the first trailer for Tomb Raider: Anniversary up on Eurogamer TV.
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Demo in January.
Get rid of the dirt on the streets using your own brand of Flash-cleaner, as Microsoft announces a 23rd February release date for crime-battling title Crackdown.
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Review | Star Wars: Lethal Alliance
Not the Daddy.
There was a time when reviewing the latest Star Wars videogame was largely straightforward. As each game built upon a near-universally recognised and understood mythology but displayed a near-universally poor quality of gameplay it was mostly a case of listing the genre, the faults and then making a droll 'This is not the game you are looking for' closing remark. Then Knights of the Old Republic, Lego Star Wars and, to a lesser extent, the Battlefront and Rogue Squadron series broke the write-by-numbers template either by featuring characters and scenarios far outside the films' timeline or providing gameplay that was reasonably exciting, interesting or well-executed. Stars Wars Lethal Alliance certainly fulfils the first criteria, focusing on an unknown pair of protagonists: Rianna Saren, a Twi'lek mercenary and her security droid Zeeo.
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Nintendo on Wii Sports 2 rumour
Speculation. But don't rule it out.
Nintendo has dismissed French reports that Wii Sports 2 is already in development as "pure rumour and speculation".
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It's all kicking off.
Pro Evolution Soccer 6 is the latest game to arrive in demo form on Xbox Live Marketplace, offering a bit of impetus for those of you who've been sitting on the football fence all this time.
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Feature | GamesIndustry.biz: Nintendo Difference
Why the patriarch of gaming will never follow SEGA's path.
Published as part of our sister-site GamesIndustry.biz' widely-read weekly newsletter, the GamesIndustry.biz Editorial is a weekly dissection of one of the issues weighing on the minds of the people at the top of the games business. It appears on Eurogamer a day after it goes out to GI.biz newsletter subscribers.
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With some extras, too.
Ubisoft has confirmed that a PS3 version of Splinter Cell: Double Agent will be ready in time for the European launch of the console in March 2007.
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We have a play around.
The Nintendo Wii version of the Opera web browser is now available to download from the Wii Shop. Grab it and it opens up an "Internet Channel" link on your Wii homepage.
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In-game ads don't work - survey
Fail to influence people.
In-game advertising is failing to influence games players, according to a survey conducted by behavioural research agency Bunnyfoot.
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Is called Subversion.
"Our fourth game is going to be called Subversion," Introversion's blog update of Tuesday announces rather casually, before explaining at length why that's all we're getting.
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I feel stronger now!
Which came first? Turning the PS3 on, or finding out there was another firmware update? In my case, the latter. Still waiting for postie to deliver MotorStorm. Get on with it you massive, cold, flibbertigibbet.
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I spy multiplayer fixes.
Sam Fisher's pretty cool with his flashy moves and his guns. He's also got a deep, sexy voice. However, nobody's perfect, which is why Ubisoft has released an auto-update to patch over the bad bits.
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Interview | S.T.A.L.K.I.N.G. Heads
Shadow of Chernobyl men talk Zones and A-Life.
With S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl edging closer to it's first quarter 2007 release, publisher THQ and developer GSC Game World made a full showing of the near-complete game in Ukrainian capital Kiev late last month. Making its first public appearance with its final structure, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. showed itself to be a feature-heavy FPS which compromises between GSC's original ideal of a totally scriptless, randomised "adventure" through the 30km exclusion zone around Chernobyl's ill-fated Reactor 4, and fully scripted, story-driving levels.
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One course, ten cars.
Details of the Gran Turismo HD Concept demo have emerged from the latest issue of Famitsu.
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A few months after PS3.
SEGA has revealed that Virtua Fighter 5 will be released on Xbox 360 after all, in late summer 2007.
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Nomura confirms 'multiple projects'
Tetsuya Nomura has told Famitsu magazine that gamers should expect announcements on multiple Kingdom Hearts-related products in 2007.
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See the Wyrm on EGTV now.
You may already have spotted it, but this afternoon Eurogamer TV is hosting an exclusive video of the Wyrm, one of several flying mounts available to players in Vanguard: Saga of Heroes.
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DS RPG in February.
'Twas a starry night of old that Nintendo did announce a European release date of 9th February for Magical Starsign. So, yesterday, in common speak.
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Review | Assault Heroes
But... but they're heroes!
Assault Heroes is best played with a friend. As it turns out, it's best reviewed with a friend, too. Said friend: "I see it's doing that thing with the controls."
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Review | Medal of Honor: Heroes
We can be heroes, just for one day.
As unreasonable as it might seem, I believe that I should be able to withstand at least a dozen bullets before I fall down, while enemies really ought to give up their ghosts after one neat shot to the head. I demand realism for others, and super-human powers for me. Got a problem with that?
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Brutal.
As promised, Bungie has released a seven-minute video dealing with Brutes in Halo 3, and offering a couple of glimpses of new weapons and even the single-player campaign.
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Santa's been fibbing.
Uh oh. Our old friend Internet Rumours has been at it again, this time peddling the tempting fiction that Nintendo will be offering Super Mario Bros., Toe Jam & Earl and R-Types as free Virtual Console downloads on Christmas day.
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On PS3, 360, Wii and others.
Ubisoft's latest release schedule reveals that its Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles film adaptation is due out in March - with PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and Nintendo Wii versions on the roster.
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Xbox add-ons due soon.
Activision plans to start supporting the Xbox 360 version of Call of Duty 3 with new maps in the near future, the publisher said yesterday.
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Review | Call of Duty 3
Pack up your troubles.
Just when you thought that interest in World War II games was on the wane, along comes Call of Duty 2 and becomes by far the biggest selling Xbox 360 launch title.
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